You know it's summer in Australia when..

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Jan 24, 2017.

  1. You know it's summer in Australia when:



    ️ You step out of a cool shower, and within minutes, need another one..




    ️ Cicadas provide your summer theme song, all day, every day. Starting from dawn at 5am..




    ️ You have to battle a cacophony of insects daily, including those giant skateboard roaches.. The ones that fly.. At you..




    ️ It's raining so hard, your backyard is flooded, and you're still sweating




    ️ Huntsman spiders drop in to let you know rain is coming, then quickly disappear.. Then reappear just before bedtime.. Above your bed..




    ️ Southerly winds and afternoon storms are celebrated like gifts from God.




    ️ The definition of a true Aussie Battler is surviving January without air conditioning.




    ️ You have a pedestal fan running 24/7, knowing it does nothing, but knowing that not having it on would be worse.




    ️ A good portion of your pay is spent on McDonald's frozen coke.. Even if you know deep down its only half a cup.




    ️ Seeing people walking through shopping centres or the local Woolies in bikinis or budgie smugglers is the norm.




    You know it's summer in Australia when 
     
  2. you know it's summer in Australia because the season is obviously summer ?
     
  3. You don't say.. ?
     
  4. ah but I do ?
     
  5. That last picture... I didn't need to see fat chicks, change it to pic of hotter and fitter babes thx
     
  6. Bahaha this is great. Glad to be living across the ditch.
     
  7. You know it's summer in Florida when someone says time for the daily carpet bombing- I mean thunderstorm. It gets hard to tell.
     
  8. Meanwhile summer in New Zealand, the mountains gets a dumping of snow.

    (would show pics but tiny pic and imgur is hating me )
     
  9. Just ded all da tiem
     
  10. Macas frozen cokes $1 what a bloody bargain!
     
  11. 
     
  12. Auissie pride it real if u not gettto 
     
  13. Auissie pride it real if u gettto 
     
  14. Whaddya say?
     
  15. Does the water out of the cold tap ever come out warmer than the water from the hot tap? It does during summer here in Texas ?
     
  16. Hahahahaha kinda similar here (Argentina, the north east part). Many common points, :lol:.
    Subtropical climate, >_<' .
    Im with conditionate air right now. I can relate the shower thing, also insects, but here we have small roaches. I have had an unbeatable plague at home. I call them "the invincible army".
    Ect.!
    Climate brothers, lol.
     



  17. It does here, too.
     
  18. How about that Frozen Choccy Milk tho?
     
  19. :lol: