So lately, I've been fearing sleep. And the reason is because of the creepypastas. They're basically just scary stories about a certain scary individual. So I read a whole bunch of them on Tuesday, and ever since then I've been afraid that Laughing Jack and the entire killer squad is gonna stroll up in my room like, "J, you know too much. It's time to die." Knowing me, I'd probably be like, "Whaddup guys! I've totally been expecting you!" And then we'll bond over how much we hate humans and I won't have to have real friends, or even enemies, because the squad would kill them for me. I laughed when I read Laughing Jack, though. He rips out Isaac's large intestine and blows it up, then makes it into a balloon animal, squealing like a crazy person, "I can make giraffes too!" Yeah, I know, readers. I'm a creep.
I've read them all... I don't sleep because my imagination has me seeing slenderman outside my window a few tines... If I could marry some of the pastas they would be Ben Drowned Jeff the Killer Jane the Killer Tici Toby And EJ and LJ Who would you marry?
If I was to choose a favourite, I'd have to say Eyeless. One of the reasons why: he is based off of Jack the Ripper.