This is generally a Tali collaboration, however you are free to join in. This is the story of the adventures of The Adventurer. The full title is The Adventurously Adventurous Adventures of The Adventurously Adventurous Adventurers. •-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-• Once upon a time, a man decided to become an adventurer.
But one day, while climbing an underwater mountain, he decided that merely being an adventurer was not enough.
He desired to become an astronaut, who not only could adventure the surface of the earth, but the stars and planets as well.
However he was over six feet fall, meaning he would not be able to fit into the spacesuits that NASA provided.
To begin with, he threw himself in a drying machine, like any other man wanting to be shrunk would do.
However, it merely shrunk his clothes and dehydrated him, so he tried putting himself in a vacuum bag in the hopes that it would compress and thus shrink him.
The adventurer tried and tried to find a way to make himself shorter, but it was no use. He became obsessed with the idea of lessening his height, but every plan he devised was fruitless. He was in despair, having run out of equally useless methods to shrink himself. What was he to do? Perhaps if he could not achieve this form of even more adventurous adventuring by adventuring across planets and among the stars, he would have to give up adventuring altogether and start something else... Like a supply teacher.