Very Important Announcement

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iEx, Dec 22, 2016.

  1. I've been putting this off for a very long time and I think it's finally time for the pimd community to know just who iEx really is....















    I sexually Identify as a Toroidal LHC Apparatus . Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being the device used for studying the near light speed, high energy collisions within the Large Hadron Collider. People say to me that a person being a Toroidal LHC Apparatus is Impossible and I’m crazy but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a highly complex Muon spectrometer and a computational battery capable of studying hundreds of collisions in various places on Earth. From now on I want you guys to call me “ATLAS” and respect my right to measure the fundamental particles of the physical universe. If you can’t accept me you’re a Large Hadron Collider Subsystemophobe and need to check your subsystem privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
     
    #1 iEx, Dec 22, 2016
  2. I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

    I've had rotary blades surgically placed on my back and missles under my arms.
     
    #2 Brittany, Dec 22, 2016
  3. Not interested

    Pass
     
    #3 DeezNutsJr, Dec 22, 2016
  4. TL;DR
     
    #4 Ghastly, Dec 22, 2016
  5. You guys are lazy. I put a lot of thought into that. It took me over 30 seconds to type.
     
    #5 iEx, Dec 22, 2016
  6. Hi ATLAS. Nice to meet you.
     
    #6 ForeverAlice, Dec 22, 2016
  7. Such a beautiful origin story Atlas 
     
    #7 CrimeFightinCactus, Dec 22, 2016
  8. Thank you  and hello peppermint
     
    #8 iEx, Dec 22, 2016
  9. So touching. Btw hello Atlas :cry:
     
    #9 expIicit, Dec 22, 2016
  10. This is beautiful :cry: ... You're so brave Atlas I'm so happy for you.<3
     
    #10 An1yah, Dec 22, 2016
  11. When you realize iEx is smart af, or I'm just dumb af ??
     
    #11 PhilnHigh, Dec 22, 2016
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    #12 iBreeQueenOfTheCastle, Dec 22, 2016
  13.  no comment
     
    #13 iEx, Dec 22, 2016
  14. Got the marijuana marinating my brain like a merry go round on a merry Christmas
     
    #14 PhilnHigh, Dec 22, 2016
  15. I have the case of Mexican
     
    #15 ToyBot, Dec 22, 2016
  16. I lol'd
     
    #16 ForeverAlice, Dec 22, 2016
  17. I know what he said is true too because the analogy makes no sense at all 
     
    #17 iEx, Dec 23, 2016
  18. My comment on this thread is in super position.

    It was posted and not posted. You just have to check
     
    #18 Hill_, Dec 24, 2016
  19. Good luck on your ventures, Atlas.

    You're an inspiration to man and machine alike. ?
     
    #19 -_inFAMOUS_-, Dec 24, 2016
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