Internet Thuggin: A Short Rap Comedy

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MenaceToSociety, Dec 13, 2016.

  1. I need a white girlfriend so I can mess up her credit.
    My ex want me back, I'm like forget it.
    I'm calling Latinas off of a flip phone.
    All my moolah goes to ATA so now my phone isn't on.
    These fools want to farm me.
    You keyboard warriors can't harm me.
    I got each one of your shorties in my pms trying to rp.
    My pms catch body after body.
    Yea, I'm not a party fairy, don't try me.
    I rather send Inc, I do not party.
    Cat cafe clubs stay showing me love.
    I'm geeked, shorty, my avatar flyer than a dove.
    I just come through with the Inc to your club's door.
    50 deep, you better not start a war.
    Strip farm you just to hit you and take all your cash.
    Afterwards, I have to run to the bank and add to my stash.
    When it comes to and news feed I have to smash.
    Young cyber savage pulling up with the PIMD bank.
    You better react quick, don't try to sp cause I eavesdrop and prank.
    Open farm, open farm.
    It won't do any harm.
    I slid into your bae's pms cause she says I'm a prince with charm.
    Prince Jackster dethroned the king.
    Now I got rpers trying to rp kiss my ring.
    Intel build cause I love to dance.
    I'll still defend against fights cause I got a great stance.
    We don't do cease fires.
    Ain't no rules, but mods interfere like umpires.
    Thirsties always follow me.
    If you want to distribute some chibis, you know where I be.
     
  2. That was great. Can you write a real long one. Something that takes time. Love to see that
     
  3. Now this is what you call forced rap.
     
  4. nice hmu if u get sign i want to go on the tour to meet some groupies
     
  5. That was just crap
     
  6. Why rap it though?
     
  7. No... such hatred being displayed for no valid reason whatsoever
     
  8. Another lying hater
     
  9. What rhythm can I read this to