Secrets about the person above you 

is actually a ferret

 

Qwerty is their ATA password

 

Smelled a squirrels bum

 

Farted and pooped diarrhoea on the face of her/his boyfriend

 

is funny "from the inside" ^

 

Is dirty on the outside

 

is op "from the profile" ?

 

Incorrect is their pw So when it says your Pw Is Incorrect thy know wat it is

 

^ is vegetarian doesn't even like baecon

 

Isn't actually a cherry

 

Is carefree ?

 

Sucks at roof rp

 

Made me eat more than lemons

 

Likes to hold their shit in

 

Secretly bottles farts for enjoyment later

 

Doesn't know how to read

 

Chews food with mouth open and spits while talking

 

Lives somewhere hot

 

Dresses like a prince to get chicks

 

Is a guy