Slasher Bash Box Giveaway

*Caveman voice*

You. Me. Bed. Now

 

Im with the FBI (Fine Body Investigators,) and I'm here to check you out.

 

Hey Girl/Boy Are You A Parking ticket Cause u got FINE written all over u

 

i u are with i dont need car bike home since ur father will gift all to me.

 

•People say that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but those people obviously haven't been in your arms. :')
•If we have a garden together, I'd plant my tulips with your tulips. :')
•Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. :')
•Did you fart? Because you blew me away. :')
•If I were a traffic light, I'd turn red every time I saw you, so that I could stare at you a little longer. :')

 

My vaginå is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

 

Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is mystery
Today is a gift
So give me some gifts

 

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my way. Can I find it in you?

 

You'll be arrested for theft. Cause you just stole my heart. 

 

You see the head on the first page, ain't as good as the head you could give me. ?

 

When that line would totally work on me

 

(Guy goes up to girl in a bar or vice versa and says) hey what do you like for breakfast?

If you were a potato you'd be a very nice potato

Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long

(First 3 submissions)

 

I like your face

 

Yo pants is cute

 

Best one ever

 

Shut up and make me a sandwich with extra lettuce.

Works everytime ?

 

Calm your ass down Donald

 

My doctor says I lack Vitamin U...