Best yet absolutely terrible puns/jokes.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MissMonique, Oct 18, 2016.

  1. So I've legit been terrorising World Chat with my puns and jokes a lot of you seem to appreciate them. I will continue however I would like to see the jokes and puns you guys come up with 
     
    #1 MissMonique, Oct 18, 2016
  2. Break a leg ?
     
    #2 TREX_CAN_CLAP, Oct 18, 2016
  3. Haha oh shush lol
     
    #3 MissMonique, Oct 18, 2016
  4. To be fair, id tell you a joke about chemistry






















    But I know It wouldn't get a reaction ?
     
    #4 TREX_CAN_CLAP, Oct 18, 2016
  5. I love puns ? keep up the good work.
     
    #5 GrandMaster-Dan, Oct 18, 2016
  6. That's not bad tbh ?
     
    #6 Parsec13-Ipseity_Eunoia, Oct 18, 2016
  7. Thank you very much 
     
    #7 MissMonique, Oct 18, 2016
  8. Trying to think of a joke about sodium....









    Na... Can't think of one
     
    #8 TREX_CAN_CLAP, Oct 18, 2016
  9. I'm more into biology, but that joke was humerus 
     
    #9 MissMonique, Oct 18, 2016
  10. That was punny :lol:
     
    #10 TREX_CAN_CLAP, Oct 18, 2016
  11. I don't always play Pimd, but when I do. I rp.
     
    #11 Guy, Oct 21, 2016
  12. This thread is Peach of ship
     
    #12 Hobo, Oct 21, 2016
  13. It's hard to tell puns to kleptomaniacs as they take things so literally.

    (saw that on campus and thought it was awesome)
     
    #13 RevolutionaryWolf, Oct 21, 2016
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    #14 Epistemologia, Oct 21, 2016
  15. I saw a kidnapping today. I would have stopped him, but I didn't want to wake him up.
     
    #15 KrissyKreme, Oct 21, 2016
  16. best one!
     
    #16 Guy, Oct 21, 2016
  17. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
    A tire.
     
    #17 Chloe_A_Country_Gal, Oct 21, 2016
  18. 
     
    #18 Bella-Decker, Oct 22, 2016
  19. :lol:
     
    #19 -RADEN_BagusIngarso-, Oct 22, 2016
  20. Wot did da scarf say to da hat? You go on ahead I'll stay and hand around

    Da only one I know m8

     
    #20 explodo, Oct 23, 2016
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