pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016.

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  2. That shirt looks becoming on you...then again, if I were on you, I would be too. 
     
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  5. You obviously a criminal
     
  6. Ok come
     
  7. They always say Disney land is the happiest place in the world well baby they never been in your arms.

    This line no joke has worked for me
     
  8. Lmao. Works every tym!
     
  9. Do you have a Band-Aid?...I scrape my knee falling for you.
     
  10. Yes it work with me when kush dad use it on me.
     
  11. Girl you must be a pop tart cause you taste good in my mouth
     
  12. Guy: You remind me of my big toe.
    Girl: Uh, whys that?
    Guy: Cuz I'm gonna bang you in every piece of furniture in your house!
     
  13. Hmmm.... i saw another pick up lines thread
     
  14. You're so fine, you're 1000 hair count.

    (I just made that up on the spot.)
     
  15. Are you a cereal? Coz i wanna kill you ?
     
  16. I don't have the best pickup lines




    But still..

     
  17. Soap on a rope where's da dope