pick-up lines

Did you just fart or is it your perfume?

 

Your pants must be made of glass because I can see my self in them

 

Can lend me your phone, need make emergency call...pretty plz...

 

Can you smell chloroform? ?

 

Damn

 

There are 8 planets in the universe. 7 after I destroy Uranus. 

 

ask google

 

Oh my ?

 

Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of ? Boyfriend material

 

That is just.....

 

Cause boys wearing sweaters get girls

 

I guess the same goes for boys with a sense of humor...

 

He could get it 

 

Girl are you Russian? Because you got this blood Russian blah blah blah. you guess the rest lol

 

Did it hurt?.......when you popped that pimple?

 

I'd like you to know I'm not wearing any socks. More importantly I've got the panties to match. ?