pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016.

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  1. Give me your best pick-up line or the weirdest pick-up line you have ever heard!

    For example: Do you know why I keep following you? Because my momma told me to chase my dreams. - my underaged stalker for the past three years

    C'mon and show me what you got
     
    #1 Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016
  2. Come over and I'll show you what i got
     
    #2 Bored-Guy, Sep 21, 2016
  3. *drops soap*

    Can you please pick it up for me

    ( Surprise is the best element)
     
    #3 Hobo, Sep 21, 2016
  4.  damnit, I know it's old but it's cracking me up!
     
    #4 Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016
  5. Seems boring already, since you're the Bored Guy. ?
     
    #5 Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016
  6. It's not a pick up line
     
    #6 Bored-Guy, Sep 21, 2016
  7. Nuh, but why would I come over if it seems boring
     
    #7 Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016
  8. Rp in forums...where them mods at?
     
    #8 Bored-Guy, Sep 21, 2016
  9. Tomato
     
    #9 Scoopster, Sep 21, 2016
  10. To entertain me
     
    #10 Bored-Guy, Sep 21, 2016
  11. Are your parents Baker because you're a cutie pie, ohhh my lame af :D
     
    #11 _Inge_, Sep 21, 2016
  12. You're only here to entertain me.
     
    #12 Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016
  13. Naw that's not how it works sorry
     
    #13 Bored-Guy, Sep 21, 2016
  14. Meet me in the bathroom stall
     
    #14 Hobo, Sep 21, 2016
  15. You lame ass 

    Did you sit on a pile of sugar, because you have a pretty sweet ass
     
    #15 Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016
  16. Is ur daddy a terrorist bcuz u r a bomb ?.
     
    #16 -MoB-Buggy, Sep 21, 2016

  17. That was horrible I admit hahaha :D
     
    #17 _Inge_, Sep 21, 2016
  18. Somebody call the cops because it's illegal to look that good ;)
     
    #18 _Inge_, Sep 21, 2016
  19. Show me what else you've got ma 
     
    #19 Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016
  20. 

    Is it storming outside or is it me that makes you wet?
     
    #20 Suavemente, Sep 21, 2016
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