Bacon Bacon is an undeniably irresistible food.. Unless you're an alien.. It's a crispy, fatty food. No food compares.. But something has happened recently.. Something.. atrocious.. Useless I won't tell you because I am useless. Not "emo useless. " I am generally useless. But, anyways.. How are ya? Oh.. You don't care? Hmmm.. Well... Hugs? No.. Ummm. No Support? There we go! Where's that barcode? He needs to post that.. I'm literally just bored to be honest.. Uhh.. Hmmm.. So.. uhh.. How are the kids? Yeah I really don't care.. ... ... ... ... Kthx ( *・ω・)✄╰ひ╯ idk wot dat is