Hello everyone it's the friendly neighborhood drug dealer here. Today I have something for you, No not flippin dope or slanging rock, but something more interesting. I'm gonna start this by saying that I found this organization a few days ago and it has freed me, I have no worries. I encourage you to merge yourself with us, become one with the legion, For we are many. Reap the benefits with us, Sacrifice your life and become a part of something bigger. For when you realize your body is just a vessel for your inner self, You'll want to shed your shell. Be reborn as the great star waiting to be consumed by the King Cthulu. We shall be lead into Nirvana by the profit Mother Hen (Shoutout to VanillaSquirt)for only she knows. Join us and be remembered as one of the greats, Along some of the legends Keemstar, Whitney Wisconsin, Mr. Hands. At the end of everything you'll be happy to know you were more than a miniscule fish in a barrel rubbing against your cousin because there's no room you incest piece of garbage kys? Sincerely, Ryan aka Cancer #bringbackslaves2016 #trump4prez
Holy crap Never seen so much text like that in a while, now I understand how English teachers feel reading our essays
dude. you're all over the place. Cathulu, Nirvana, and Mother Hen are all very different. And he's not "King Cathulu"