Understanding Women: chapter 1 Part A

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheLustyMonk2, Jul 10, 2016.

  1. NAGGING

    History

    Historically, it has always been women that have been described as naggers. The verb 'to nag' comes from the Scandinavian for 'to gnaw, nibble or pick at something'. In most dictionaries, a nag is a female noun with no male equivalent

    How the Nagger feels

    The nagger always hopes their victim will be motivated into some positive action by being made to feel guilty. They hope he'll be spurred into action, if not by realising that he is on the wrong, then maybe simply to stop the tirade. Women know they nag, but that doesn't mean they enjoy it. Usually they are just doing it as a means to an end.

    Why women make better naggers

    Most women have the brain organisation to out-talk or out-nag any man on the planet. A female brain is organised for multi tracking. She can run a computer program while talking on her telephone plus listenting to a second conversation, all the time drinking a cup of coffee.

    She can talk about several unrelated topics in the one conversation and uses five vocal tones to change the subject or emphasise points. Man can identify only three of those Lol.

    Example of a conversation with women:
    Bill: Is Sue coming over for Christmas?
    Buwbuw: Sue said she'll come depending on how things go with carpet orders which have slowed down because of the economy and Fiona may not come because Andrew has to see a specialist and Nathan has lost his job too so he has to get a new one and Jodi cant get time off her work- her boss is so rough! - so sue said she could come down early and we could go dress shopping. And i thought that if we put her and Len in the visitor's room we could ask Ray to arrive early, so ...

    Bill: Does that mean yes or no?

    Buwbuw: Well, it also depends on....

    part B of chapter one will cover ways to deal with nagging and more
     
  2. No support
     
  3. Women are friends with women and they still can't understand each other.
     
  4. Support, you explained my rs well :geek:
     
  5. Oh and its compiled from various sources
     
  6. Not women's problem men has a slow brain 
     
  7. Male brain is organised for mono tracking which is why men can stay focussed
     
  8. sexism isn't funny☺
     
  9. Agree with that…
    i don't like this thread
     
  10. imma order some pizza with extra cheese but wanna eat sashimi as well while looking at some cream soup variation at supermarket for grocery shopping and have to come back home soon to feed my dogs
     
  11. Thanks for the support :lol:
     
  12. I agree with the nagging part, sometimes I do without realising. well Monk, a suggestion, to make a thread for understanding men too.
     
  13. Yeah ill compile and post threads on understanding men also..
     
  14. I'm female and I like this thread.
     
  15. Youre female? ?
     
  16. I'm pregnant with your babies, how could u not know this?
     
  17. You planning to blackmail me with someone else's babies?
     
  18. Maury has concluded that you are in fact the father ?