Corrupt a Wish

Your wish has been granted and you win a game of monopoly.

I wish life were simple.

 

Your wish has been granted but you wouldn't exist in that life.

I wish for free pizzas

 

your pizzas come with a side of celiac disease

i wish i had unlimited $ in my steam acc ?

 

Your wish has been granted but your bank account says otherwise.

I wish Brexit wouldn't create drama.

 

Brexit is now on fire. Boris Johnson is terrified.

I wish I was in game of thrones.

 

You are in an early, gruesome death scene.

I wish I was stronger than all the bullies on here.

 

Your wish has been granted, you're stronger than all of the bullies because everyone else leaves pimd.

I wish I was taller.

 

Your wish has been granted. You are a giant now. You can't fit into your clothes and, your head goes through the roof of your home. Nobody likes you.


I wish to travel the world.

 

Your wish has been granted. The world is now a barren wasteland in which nothing exists but sandy dirt in which nothing grows, the air, and extremely polluted water, but you are free to travel this world as much as you like.

I wish to be president.

 

Your wish has been granted, you have been assassinated.

I wish for lots of money

 

Your wish has been granted but right after you were voted president you were assassinated

I wish I could grant wishes

 

Your wish has been granted. However, someone who's wish you granted wished for you to die in terrible pain.


I wish for better PIMD luck

 

You wish has been granted, you just spun 3 hypnocats, however you got permanently banned because of false accusations.
I wish they bring iWars back, .

 

Your wish has been granted they bring iwars back but youre the only player left in this game


I wish for eternal happiness