Things your Crush or Significant other says that has you lik

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_I_-4m-G0IN6-7o-CHILL-y0U-__-, Jun 11, 2016.

  1. Things your Crush or S/O says that has you like...?
     
  2. Literally me every time any guy says I'm beautiful.
    Or not crazy.




    I'm a crazy potato.
     
  3. same. :(
     
  4. I'm late. Can I borrow money? Who are you texting with? Why is she sending you pictures with so much cleavage showing?
     
  5. When I stab my food and they say that's weak
    Like what?
     
  6. Why are you so small?
     
  7. O that must be hard
     
  8. No wonder you're single.
     
  9. .......

    CAUSE IM A FREEMAN
     
  10. "At first i thought you cant speak English"

    。。。

    ?well, i take it as compliment! (who give bloody thoughts about some of us cant speak English?)
     
  11. lmao tor hope u mean height
     
  12. No no, my height is never questioned. My credit card is the same length and does a better job at satisfying I suppose. ??
     
  13. Calls me short stuff, or pretty much cracks any short joke.
     
  14. So their is this guy that a fancy...

    *Names the biggest idiot in the room*
     
  15. Do you still have a crush on me??
     
  16. I'm 27 n virgin!!!
     
  17. "Why are you acting like this?" ?
     
  18. "Are you cooking?"