I'm late. Can I borrow money? Who are you texting with? Why is she sending you pictures with so much cleavage showing?
"At first i thought you cant speak English" 。。。 ?well, i take it as compliment! (who give bloody thoughts about some of us cant speak English?)
No no, my height is never questioned. My credit card is the same length and does a better job at satisfying I suppose. ??