HOW 2 B NOOB This is a short, step by step guide to help you all become noob. Step 1.) Embrace noob This is very important because if you don't embrace your inner noob(which we all have) then you can't be good noob. So the first step is embracing noob. Step 2.) Noob lyfe = noob name The next step is making sure your name is adequate to being noob. You have to have name that makes you look noob, but also embraces your personal noob. Examples: Trex = Kindergarten form of T-Rex Asleep = doesn't get much noobier Bad Alice the noob = random hyphens and underscores make name look noob incorporating noob in name FootLongSandwich = Relatable to noob; he probably was eating subway ATA_Grant = Obvious because he's an ape name Grant which is noob Step 3.) Luv noob You can't do anything unless you luv noob. No you cannot LOVE noob, you must luv noob. Significant difference: Love = Emotion Luv = Love See? Must luv noob so you can have emotion of noob. Step 4.) Style noob As noob, you must have an adequate style. This can be in how you noob out in game. Like if you're annoying, be a flaming troll. If you taste good, be a chicken quesadilla. If you're a loving person, I suggest not being noob. Step 5.) The All YOU MUS B THE ALL NOOB OR ELSE U CAN NOT BE GOOD NOOB! ALL STEPS 4 NOOB MUST BE FOLLOWED. CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NOW NOOB!
The noob thing is my thing, k? It's not something that can be taught or learned, you're born with the gift.