Rap Battle ~ Round Two ~

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  1. ROUND TWO



    Judges

    iKayleeWillBeatYo-ASS-

    lIl-AdamRayCyrus-lIl

    Kefo

    TheRoamingPinka

    __________

    Contestants

    I_4m_GoIN6_70_CHILl_you

    I-Eat_Pie

    iGaveEmDope

    DeezNutsJr

    IhtsSophiee

    Those who spit that aren't in this list won't be counted




    Rules:
    • No plaigarizing(will check every single verse) FREESTYLE
    • Rapping about the real world is limited. Try to keep your topic game-related
    • Must have atleast 8 sentences or more.
    • No bypassing


    Voting Results will be Posted tomorrow noon once again. Post some more fire on this thread!
     
  2. Arise Arise, Behold thy Life
    Witness the Power of Lord Scudmious Pies Knife
    I came to P.I.M.D
    Loving something called R.P
    Heard it was rare
    Such extraordinare
    Pie, food, animals
    Who really cared
    Then I made my way downtown for round two
    WAIT, hold up I GOTTA POO
    Resume, the mission ain't complete
    *Yawn* When and where is round three
    The time is now
    For me to set it out.
    Watch this verse
    It'll make you shout

    Poop
    POO
    Pie
    You
    Bang
    Lick
    Chocolate
    Stick

    Let me whisper and lick in your ear
    Little timmy my mom's not here
    Ride or die
    Ill lick ya eye
    Cause I'm the
    King of Pie
    Rep your Label
    LSP/O/12ROG
    You best beleive
    I'm the true MVP

    CAUSE ILL LICK YOUR EAR, RUB YOUR TUMMY
    Probably Cause I'm Hungry










    Boom *Eats Mic*
     
  3. I sing
    That's a thing
    Forget pong
    I'm a ping
    *Lights mic and drops it*
     
  4. Ayo...
    I'm guessin I beat the odds/
    The other contestants are completely frauds/
    They so noobish they prolly still tryna
    complete the jobs/
    Y'all ain't gangsta ?y'all just some geeks and thots.../?
    You ain't hard... on WC you be the first ones to greet the MoDs/???

    This a round two KO and I'm in beast mode/?
    I know y'all noobs
    prolly tryna Google PIMD cheat codes/?
    Devs love me cuz I'm unique thou/
    While yall be gettin mad at people for hiring your tuts... talking bout "I need those"/

    In round one I ran circles around em/
    Your clubs are full of nerds ain't nothing but Steve Urkel's around em/?
    Chill stay litlike he keep the purple around him/
    ??
    So if you feelin froggy then leap like he got hurdles around him.../

    He stay with the green like he keepin turtles around him... Quietly?
    And I dare any Mod on this game to silence me/
    ?

    Don't battle me unless you practice/
    Or you'll be surprised like the day you found out your rs was catfish/

    I'll battle you all and leave none alive/☠
    Your rhymes are trash you'll probably find better ones if you dumpster dive/?

    I'll spit a verse and steal your whole fan base.../
    Your ex girl give me afternoon delight with no hand brakes/

    I know playing games makes your ex hot:?
    So I came in the Arcade and (mis)fired on your ex box(xbox)/?
    You have her a hug like "Ewww what's this wet spot?"/
    I laugh as I move on to the next spot thinkin who's the best...? ...I

    Y'all should give up cuz in rap you kids can't see me/
    Like I was wearing spy sunglasses and a hipster beanie/

    I know you want to steal my style because you can't out rap me/?
    Like ATA stole those peoples pictures without asking to create their avis.../
     
  5. Imma post up first to show my rhymez are raw,
    Representin myself as a bruh who spits for one for all,
    My rhymez are too high,
    Making yall to fall,
    Judges given me a high-five,
    They know Imma demolish yall.

    Yall are trash for thinking you'll make the next round,
    When Round Three get started, you won't even get to be around,
    You'll be gifted No chibis,
    Cus your effort is in lost-and-found
    Say Good-bye to the battle,
    Cus your pride has now drowned.
     
  6. I'm not in this battle but I'll strip farm ya bars/
    All roads lead to beer all beer leads to bra's/
    And endless keg syndrome means endless menage a trois/
    On the hunt driving pimd crazy like cars/
     
  7. Forgot To Say, ONLY 2 CAN ADVANCE TO ROUND 3 AKA THE FINALS
     
  8. Please keep it civil friends.
    We don't want to see mics falling on the ground.
    In stead deposit them inside your competitors just after you soil on em.
     
  9. You know this is too lit
     
  10. Can I lick yo ear kefo?
     
  11. kissy kissy yo chill , did ya miss me ?
    i made it to the second round lets see ya diss me
    it probably took you all day to write one verse
    but then again your slow just like a hearse

    you think you a rap god but your just a lil snob
    everyone at my back alley debut enjoying j-pop
    your just as cheap as some phoney money
    stealin money from every player you think you know homie
    but really in the end imma win that tabby cat
    your place in this competition gonna end like "Oh , Thats A Wrap!"
    right now you need to do some fitspiration
    breath so hot it reeks of despiration
    your raps sound like some first-world problems
    but eh who cares , find someone to solve em

    you can run to the store and fetch some dancing shoes
    cause in the ring i'll show you some of my moves
    i see you must have purchased a hot mess pack
    you looking like you had to much crack
    you should just change your name to ghost
    thats whats gonna happen to you , go and ask the host
    i mean you can call this like meek and drake
    but my views are high enough to reach the stake
     
  12. Chill got bars :lol:
     
  13. I actually love this ?
     
  14. Round Ends @ 12pm CST
     
  15. Buzz Buzz I am the Deez
    And I ain with no Bee'z?
    I would rather have a farmer ASS?
    Than being some partying lass
    And the farmer me,ain so nice?
    Cuz i eat food,made of rice
    Dont hire tuts,they ain for lease
    Else the fire,it won't cease

    And now this game,
    It's cool to some?
    Its awesome with rum
    RPing is fam?
    And it got no ham

    Then We got Playmates
    We got Barcodes !
    We got Rico's n We got Harem!
    Wait,What the Cluck !
    Assension or Ascension for you thirsties
    And you better not be in late thirties?
     
  16. Twinkle twinkle little star
    I wanna hit u with my car
    Knock u off a cliff
    Make u fall so very far
    Fall so hard
    U will hurt ur self and die
    I hope u break ur neck
    I hope u break ur neck and die
     
  17. Fixed
     
  18. Kefo you big Meatfo, couldn't tell you a freestyler, love a good challenge, if that's what you call it, big shots and hot case, Frida Holmes and no Dollar Piece, damn pimding for a lyric war, show my Spit Roasting skills
     
  19. Nah. I'm above all that sludge. That's why I'm a judge