Arpee Saga What is our subject thinking? What is he thinking as he chooses his username? Sweating profusely, the stench of Cool Ranch Doritos floating around his person, the Mountain Dew stains (and more questionable stains) in his lair; What is he thinking? We know what he is thinking. Our subject, sweaty palms to hairy legs is selecting his username...with the sole purpose of attracting the ideal Arpee partner. Our subject types leaving moisture on his budget android phone's screen: C-O-O-L-HOT-GUy-C-ute Our subject, satisfied with his magnum opus, took a heavy breath... He was met with the second most vital task; choosing his Avatar... End of Part One. ***Mods delete all other versions***