Yo momma is so tall that when she drinks milk it expires along the way Yo momma is so black that she went to night school and got marked absent Yo momma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money Yo momma is so dumb she starved herself locked in a supermarket Yo momma is so fat that I took a picture of her in 1980's n its still printing Yo momma is so ugly that she made blind children cry Yo momma is so ugly that when she walk across the road on January people asked is it halloween already?