So like... one day, me and my cousin were dying our easter eggs on easter. You know the usual. When she the got the most brilliant idea that we should use chocolate to make little bowls for our eggs to stand in. So we melted our chocolate, dunked a egg in and then sat it on parchment paper and waited it for it to harden. When they did they looked cute and all but we couldn't get them out. I guess eggs don't work the same as balloons to make chocolate bowls. ?
So one time me and my brother were making chocolate hearts to give to his valentines. He had hoped to ask her out with them. Unfortunately, my brother was a jerk to me a few days ago, and what can I say, I always hold grudges. So beforehand I chopped up a red chili and hid it from him until he was distracted. Whilst he wasn't looking I mixed it in with the chocolate mixture and then, voila, the next day his crush was vomiting in the trashcan, shouting at my brother and throwing any solid thing at his face. It's no surprise that he never got that date or that girl.
Thank you for making my eyes bleed. ^^ Now I shall edit your post like so...? Edit: Damn, you savage. :?