Soooo while the rest of you are hunting with your doctors cats and hypnonotes, having social lives, and relentlessly posting selfies in the never ending abyss of selfie threads I've spent my time watching Chris Hanson and his hair that, seemingly, was advanced beyond our 1990's culture of Afros and Armpit hair. During my time of studying internet predators that need a towel I realized two things: 1)I've Officially Wasted 5 Years Of My Life On PIMD and 2)These Pervs (All Of Which Are Hilariously Disfigured) Bring Some Dope Stuff. They never explain what happens with the stuff they bring, like does Chris Hansen take the wine coolers and get blackout drunk in the trailer? Does he share the 12 Pack of cheap beer with the child actors? Do they give the vodka back to the perv so at least one of us can have fun on the way to Soap On A Rope Land? I DONT KNOW So now we're arriving at my point, instead of announcing how I've given you guys 5 years of never ending pleasure, I'm going to give you, "My Great Idea". Now think about it, you're sitting at home, its Saturday night, you're a bum so you have no money but you want something to drink, or drugged chocolate idk you're weird. So you bust out the handy ol laptop, hop on some shady chat site, and find your friendly () local pedo, now since you're all RP experts you should already know you have to give him the RPizzle so you can get your Mountain Dew fix. Fast forward two hours and you have a half naked 50 year old man at your front door and what does he have? A Grape Mountain Dew, FOR YOU! The rest I'll leave up to you because I was only in it for the Dew breh. Now my favorite part is you can ask them to bring ANYTHING so its like a sexually motivated version of Halloween, you could end up with Some Peanut M&M's, Tequila, Or some Good Old Drugged Candy Bracelets, ITS BEAUTIFUL. I do not take responsibility if Bill Cosby shows up at your door, or Bob Saget, let's face it people. Hope you liked mi guide 8/8 M8