After taking one girl to a nice dinner I went back to her place for a nightcap. While she got out a bottle of Malibu I asked to use the bathroom. I lifted the lid of the toilet to pee and saw that she had forgotten to flush a huge dump. I didn't mention it, but the mood was killed for me.:-( :-( :-(
Mate don't you know? The longer and bigger a woman's crap the more they love you. She left it there to express her love through her crap.