Embarrassing Dating story..for him!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iWanderingSeoul, Feb 6, 2016.

  1. Let's get down to the short version...

    Dates a guy...he got drunk as heck to the point that after leaving a concert with his friends, his money and phone was stolen. He gotta ride to my house at 3am after I told him to take his drunk butt home.
    I told him to leave when he got here but he was toast! Told him he can have the floor but that didn't last because I woke to an uncomfy odor...

    This guy didn't get the memo to use a bathroom. Fully dressed and in my marshmallow bed...HE WET THE BED 

    I threw him the heck out and never wanted to see him again..we know him now as DIAPER DAN!
     
  2. Marshmallow bed sounds so good rn :cry:
     

  3. Lol right!!!!
     
  4. Ohemgee :?
     
  5. Omg, he wet the marshmallow bed? Man, I'll be pissed. ?
     

  6. Tell me about it. It's all fluffy and comfy!!!!!! I sent him home in the wet pants and all LOL
     
  7. Erm what's a marshmallow bed? 
     
  8. He was just claiming his territory dudette.
     
  9. I laughed so hard I am glad I'm not drunk yet or I'd need a diaper. I nearly myself!! ???
     

  10. 
     
  11. I'm not familiar either
     
  12. me 4
     
  13. wow skipping 3 ? we need number equality k ??
     
  14. i was so drunk my stuff got stolen i felt horrible i looked miserable.i got to her house she kicked me i bgged she let me sleep on the floor didnt allow me to use the bathroom i got on the bed i wet the bed she throw me out i was lost worst yet SHE STARTED A RUMOR ABOUT ME AND MAFE EVERYBODY CALL ME DIAPER DAN....
     
  15. begged/made*^
     
  16. I wanna marshmallow bed :cry: sounds so soft & sticky
     
  17. omg so funny
     
  18. Meh
    3/10 for imaginary skills
    8/10 for nickname
    1/10 for funny