My Hilarious Vday Story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by zZz_ASHLEIGH_zZz, Feb 6, 2016.

  1. So I was on this cute little date, with a real pretty boy. He was funny, making the conversations, like regular boring things you do on a date.

    Anyway, we were at this cute little cafe, not far from where I live, we sat across from eachother and the drinks were served. Me, hating to sip on from the glass used a straw. He was in deep conversation when I felt the need to take a sip of my drink. I was staring straight at him and I leant down and tried to take a sip from my straw, only to realise, it slid around to the other side of the cup, and I had my tongue wagging like a desperate human.

    I still haven't heard from him about the second date.
     
  2. He probably left the country ashwee hun.
     
  3. This might be the best one so far :lol:
     
  4. WTH ....ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM? WHAT A CHEAP GIRL YOU ARE.
     
  5. Cheap? Man i was thirsty
     
  6. Too bad you couldn't gets another man easily .... I could teach you how to seduce someone with better techniques though.
     
  7. Only thing, you said "cute" too often. Besides that, this was more palatable than the ones before. :lol:
     
  8. I said cute twice! But ty
     
  9. I was taught in class that repetitiveness was unacceptable in *short multi-paragraphical writings, so it stays with me. Soz.
     
  10. Wouldnt class it as repetitive. It would if it were in the same sentence, though it was not. But we all get taught diffetent things.