VALIUM IS IN THE ILLUMINATI

So, since nobody is making a thread about me, my attention-seeking self went ahead and made one and I've came to the conclusion that I, myself, am part of the secret society, the Illuminati. Here is my proof:

1. Valium is my name.

2. "Val" is my name on my fake ID card.

3. "Val" has 3 letters.

4. And you know what else has 3? The Illuminati triangle.

5. Then, my third eye opened.

6. 3 sides of the triangle 1 third eye = 4!

7. But, I don't have a third eye.

8. 4 - 1 = 3!

9. Triangles have 3 sides!

10. And the illuminate triangle has an eye!

11. I have an eye!

So that's that! Isn't it obvious? I'm part of the illuminate. Oh my gawd.


I'm apart of the illuminati. Accept me pls.

 

I can feel the hate 

 

Nobody made onE so I had to. ? and that was the point bb

 

Farm me pls. You can drop stats 4mi

 

i am very lonely