Happy Birthday! Warning: this will be long so if you don't wish to read it, skip to the bottom. Well it's January 18th (where Daniel is) and it just so happens to be a special guy's birthday. It's -SaM-PapiRoxYoSox-'s birthday!! Dan was my ex-RS and my last pupil. So I know how much he misses me turning him pink and all the banana spams in TC. But Dan is also the owner of the club 'Semper Ad Meliora' which is a very helpful club. And whoever gets a chance to talk to Dan knows that he's a pretty awesome guy. This is going to kinda be a copy of 2014's birthday thread.? But let's see, Dan... I've known you for almost 3 years, and you're still a noob. You were bae for like a year and now you're just a side chick.? I wish you would be more active, but as long as I can contact you on other apps it's fine. I know you enjoy my cat selfies and me swearing at you occasionally. Fun fact, today is also my cats birthday. I think it's mean to be. This year, try to learn how to tag people on that third party app. You're defiantly the biggest 'nob' I know. And you've (sometimes) been helpful to me since I suck at the whole upgrading thing.? The thing I love most about you is your eyes. So happy birthday, grandpa!?? Glad I got the chance to meet you. I asked a few people to add some birthday wishes for Dan... So all I can say is Happy birthday Dan, love you! (Most of the time) #Dananna #DanFanClan #AnnaBananaCabana #Dan4Mod2k16 #Baenana #Dannoob #Dannub #CatSeflies TL;DR: It's my friends birthday so send him thongs and wish him a happy birthday, kthx. Thanks for reading. ~Crystal. P.S.: I'll give my Frida the friendly meteor (4MCS stats) to whoever gifts him the most thongs.SIKE LOL. P.P.S: Dan isn't currently on so I doubt he'll see this now.? But feel free to gift him thongs in advance kthx.
Dan - you're completely awful and a sandwich abuser, but I still hope your birthday is full of sarcasm and bad jokes. Happy, happy!