*in a really deep voice* son sit down i gotta tell you something -what is it dad? i just got your mother pregnat BOOYEAH YOU GONNA BE A BIG BROTHER LITTLE MAN -nah il be the dad just didnt want to hurt your feelings ;-; dont judge me
Easy asf girlfriend tho, Ace. ? better chance at catching stds than winning the lottery LOL jk ilysm, Luna