Things uni/college students say 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Nov 12, 2015.

  1.  When in the world will they replenish the toilet paper in the community dorms so I don't have to buy some $20 set of toilet paper to stock in my room?
     
  2. OMG you should be a YouTuber!
     
  3. I do this while I'm at work due to boredom.. :lol:

    ? I'm bored. What can I do besides study?

     Just one more Netflix episode.. (An hour later...) No, this will be the last one. I mean it. ?

     Those stairs are too much. I'm going to take the elevators up one floor, even if it means people will give me irritated looks.

    ✏ I don't have a scantron for the test.

     Damn it, I forgot it's test day. I'm glad I didn't skip class!

     Should I skip class today? I'm not really in the mood to go..

     Why can't those asses print crap off when I'm NOT there? Holding up the damn line and jamming it.
     
  4. At my college, many people basically worship the campus squirrels.

    Besides that, we pretty much say everything that's been said already.
     
  5. One I like to use:
    'I wanna go home' 
     
  6. Happened to a friend:

    1: Class "forgets" writing utensils on test day, teacher postpones to next day, with warning not to try pulling it again.

    2: weeks later class does it again; teacher passes around a box of sharpened pencils.

    3: weeks later, thinking he would have thought they would have learned lesson and not come equipt. They "forget" again. Teacher announces to take out laptops, thinking they are going to do notes or something they oblige. He directs to a file on school worksite, hellooooo test. XD
     
  7. LMAO
     
  8. Ours is, "Lads, Charlie's (pub) is hopping, let's go for a shneaky one before ___insert module title___"
     
  9. "With what I'm paying, each class period is $50. Is it worth it to skip class?"

    "Why did I take morning classes"

    "How long can I sleep and still make it to class on time"

    "I pay too much for the wifi to not work"
     
  10. Campus squirrels are living the life. No tuition, no classes, no exams, but they still attend college wothout getting bad grades.
     
  11. ? is there gonna be a review before the test

    ?I need more coffee

    do I print with the printer called spool(black and white) or the one called cool (color)

    ?why is campus food so expensive? it's a known fact college students are broke around here

    ? campus security is out and about in the parking lot... hope I don't get a ticket

    ?campus security are cops who didn't make it into the police academy ?any one who gets a ticket says this how ruuuuudeee