Life in the Dorm

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by i_Too_Ch1ll_4_U_, Oct 29, 2015.

  1. Due to the last thread that has been deleted, I have gained permission to make this story yet again and this time I will give a brief content on this story.

    The following is a fan based parody of Party in my Dorm. Any characters, Honor Students, Mods, or Devs that are portrayed in this story is completely fictional. Viewer Discretion is advised (as an added bonus) Please support A Thinking Ape on their official threads, hunts, and ideas. Trollers gonna troll.

    Life In The Dorm



    Story is in this type of color. Each character is portrayed in these types of colors.

    Jason, a 19 year old boy with Black Short Hair, Blue Eyes, and a Lightskinned Tone. He's usually silent, but he always has opinions on everything.

    Aaron: One of Jason's best friends and loves to start a fight with everyone, including Jason.

    Jessica: a 5'4" female with long curly blonde hair, brown eyes and a very stern leader of her club called "The Great Assailants." She knows Aaron has taken great interest in her, but she likes Jason a lot more. She's just too proud to admit it.

    Alora: one of Jessica's best friend and a clubmate of The Great Assailants. She tales keen interest in boys and she agrees with everything Jessica says... Even if it sounds stupid.

    Honor Students: They are their teacher's pet and they are students just like Jason and them. What's so cool about them is the uniform they get to wear that everyone wants... Even the farmers.

    Security: These are the guys that loves to use their device to silence the bad and the ugly. They patrol campus and lurk in your business just to see if you're acting up. Honor Students are trusted by the Security to help them do their job.

    Principal, Board of Education: These are the guys that run the campus. Their sole purpose is to give everyone fun hunts and to try to get them to take home a poster of their favorite so called "Avatars." Its really nothing but a poster. These guys love gorillas and sharks for some odd reason though...

    Jason is sleeping in his bed and snoring as loud as he wants. His alarm goes off, but he picks up his hammer and he slams it on his alarm.

    That is the 178th time I broke my damn alarm. I'm so not buying another.

    Jason get out of his bed scratching his butt while walking towards the bathroom and does his number 1, takes a shower, brushes his teeth, then gets dressed. Suddenly_ Jason gets attacked by Aaron and he beat up Jason pretty badly

    You have got to boost up your defense bro. You are slowly dying on me with your sucky stats and no defense items having self.

    I swear I'm gonna murder you in your sleep soon.

    Jason and Aaron left the dorm houses and went to their clubhouse called, "The Great Assailants." Jason thought it was a stupid name but at the same time, he couldn't complain.

    Morning guys!
    Morning Jess.
    Hel-lo Jess. Say uhh *sniff sniff* you're smelling pretty today.
    Uhhh... Thanks?

    Jessica is moving away from Aaron, but every time she turns around, he's right in front if her. Jason went to go sit down in the couch and all he did was stare at a ceiling.

    Man this is so boring. There's nothing to do in this club and all we do is party, party, party. These parties are so freaking boring! I wonder how much fun a role playing club is.

    Jason was suddenly attacked by Aaron who constantly keeps attacking him. And Jason is getting crushed and beatened up so badly, he ran out of energy. Aaron stood in front of him showing off his muscles until Jason turned in a Doctor Note to the Nurse (somehow) and he started attacking Aaron. He keeps winning by a narrow margin, but Aaron came out as the victor.

    Face it bro. No matter how many times you note up, I still win against you.
    Aaron, I've about had enough of you always attacking me all the time.
    Why? We can do that freely here. You gonna cry about it again like you have been doing those months ago? You going soft on me now?
    Ok that's enough Aaron!
    huh?
    If Aaron had enough of you attacking him so much, then why attack him back?
    He noted up and started attacking me.
    Only because its people like you who doesn't know when to quit and give em a break! If he's had enough then he's had enough! So stop fighting him!
    Fine. I'll stop attacking him and while I'm at it, I'll leave this club for another club that will accept me.

    Aaron left the club for good and went to look for a new club. Jason actually kinda felt bad about it.

    I swear he doesn't know when to stop. He's too hardheaded to know either.
    That's my best friend for ya.
    How are you to even best friends? How could you keep dealing with a jerk like him? If I was put in your shoes, I'd tell him to skid off somewhere else.
    You'd be surprised in all honesty.

    Jason got up and left the clubhouse for a little bit and started walking around campus. He saw many active people talking about, looking for role playing, looking for trades announcing who is scamming.

    Security: And you, good sir, have been silenced! Damn I love pressing this button to silence the wrongdoers.
    Honor Student: Security Guard!
    Security: Honor Student!
    Here we go again. Yelling each other's name while making a heart or a kissy face. Why did I have to come here again?

    Jason was walking around campus and he saw clubs throwing parties such as: Fake Art, Prank Primer, Cosplay Please, Draw Manga, and the famous Cat Cafe. What he wish he did not see was Role Playing clubs, including the ones that said they are dirty and or creature ones. He quickly ran back to his club house and there were 10 people there.

    Hey Jason
    Hey Alora.
    We are about to do a Cat Cafe. Wanna join with us?
    Sure. I don't see why I should say no.

    During the party, Jessica was getting $256 million per eat, Alora got $237 million per eat and Jason was getting $106 million per eat. Poor Jason right? Then the club had its meeting about battling other people.

    Who do people think they are? They think they can just go up to you and attack you while you are defenseless and lose money. These people worked hard for their money and they're just trying to upgrade! Its so not fair!
    I agree with you Jess. Its really not fair for people to do that. It also prevents them from participating in this hunt as people are trying to get Avatars and items and such. I have yet to get my avatar though. Plus, they ruin it for everyone to.
    I've already sent in my message to ban battling in this campus. Battling is surely not nice and it is a form of bullying that can sooner or later turn into a harassment. What do you think Jason?
    Uhhh... Well... I uhh....
    Don't you dare call yourself a farmer! If you do, I will prove you dead wrong right here, right now! And I'll start off by reminding you how badly beatened up you was against your so called "best friend"!
    .... O_O
    Hehe, exactly! ^_^ You can't tell me that I'm wrong cause I'm right. So you have no choice but to support my cause!

    Jason knee she was right though. He was beatened up pretty badly, but I guess that's the way it is. But he still loved to attack people and farm them. Then whenever they cry to him, he just hits em again and again and again. But its been about 6 months for him so may be a little rusted. Then he thought to himself...

    This girl has no damn idea at all whatsoever

    After the party was over, Jessica got a 8 billion payout, Alora got a 7.8 billion payout, and Jason got a 2 billion payout. Then Jason decided to go back home and go back to sleep, but he couldn't sleep because its only 12 p.m.

    This is gonna be a loooooooooooong day in this age.

    And you know what? He has no damn idea at all whatsoever himself.
     
  2. When you change the way too light pink color... after I finish reading it :(
     
  3. I used regular pink and it was too light so I changed it to deeppink.
     
  4. yeh had to strain to read it ew. gr8 story brah ?
     
  5. Thanks! My last one got deleted unexpectedly so I had to email support and they gave me the go ahead. If this one gets deleted, I'm making sure I find the culprit this time lmao
     
  6. Was vury long but read it lol good job op, I thought it was cute
     
  7. I feel a lot more sorry for my thumbs than people attempting to read it lmao but thanks
     
  8. at least you burned like ... what 20 calories? 
     
  9. Nah. I burned 10 off.
     
  10. This was a fun read.?
     
  11. I liked it Chill good job. Not sure why it would be deleted. Its not a roleplay story in the sense it should be in the roleplay section. Fanfiction maybe, but I enjoyed reading it in active topics as wouldnt of seen it otherwise. Very creative!

    ((Good bb coding too. It was pleasant and easy to read))
     
  12. Thank you! I made this to grab some attention for people who like to laugh but the rest of the story will be moved to fan fiction.
     

  13. I like it  really good story 
     
  14. Good Job 
     
  15. Thank you! I hope more players will find this story enjoyable and funny as I tried putting a sense of humor into it. ^_^
     
  16. Was the moral of the story that we should farm gently...
    Or that people get butthurt to easy?
     
  17. Not even. This is a parody of this game that Ata themselves has given me permission to make. That means, since this is a parody, this is what happens everyday in pimd that most ppl don't know or don't care about, but in a more humorous way.
    Your theory of people getting butthurt easily is based on this story if you re-read the club meeting.
     
  18. Cool bro ?
     
  19. Remember though, this is only a parody and characters portrayed in this story is fake. None of these events are actually happening. This is for entertainment purposes only. But if you enjoyed the story, I'm glad you found some humor in it.