May you fail to correct a toyp To create another tpyo And another tpoy And yell in frustration as you struggle to type in the correct one And end up doing the first toyp again. (And subsequently curse fat fingers)
May you significantly overprice your tutors who want to BC, only for them to quit the game before upgrading.
May your cat forever believe its litter box is your favourite pair of shoes May your favourite song always be at the bottom of your playlist May you never know why the chicken crossed the road