Polite Insults

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BEWBS, Oct 22, 2015.

  1. May you fail to correct a toyp
    To create another tpyo
    And another tpoy
    And yell in frustration as you struggle to type in the correct one
    And end up doing the first toyp again.

    (And subsequently curse fat fingers)
     
  2. May you always get goldfish on pimd spinner...ehh
     
  3. Yes this 
     
  4. May pimd freeze up while you're hitting someone.
     
  5. May you need one more hit to get 80b and the party's over.
     
  6. May you significantly overprice your tutors who want to BC, only for them to quit the game before upgrading.
     
  7. Lol
     
  8. May you always get that almost sneeze feeling.
     
  9. May your GPS never work when your lost.
     
  10. May gas prices always go up a $1.00 everytime you need to fill your tank.
     
  11. May you only trade with people with wall full of Trusted trader~ but they only scam you
     
  12. Yes!  sooooo annoying!
     
  13. May that regular in the coffee shop start asking you out every single day like he was hired to
     
  14. May you yawn only to get startled in the middle of it.
     
  15. May your cat forever believe its litter box is your favourite pair of shoes

    May your favourite song always be at the bottom of your playlist

    May you never know why the chicken crossed the road
     
  16. May you always bump your pinky toe on the table stool.
     
  17. Pfffffft ahahahahah this thread ?
     
  18. May you always have an itch you just can't quite reach to scratch 
     
  19. May your brand new, 5kc tutor get that ultra rare avatar, you've been hoping for.
     
  20. May the popcorn you was cooking come out burned. And the next, dry and crumbly.