Polite Insults

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BEWBS, Oct 22, 2015.

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  1. May the walls of your home bring mishap and stand unseen for ages to come. While venting and thriving a pick to any wall seen by you
     
    #61 DesignerYumi, Oct 23, 2015
  2. May your shirt always be backwards when you first put it on.
     
    #62 -evileye-o_0, Oct 23, 2015
  3. Love this one 
     
    #63 BEWBS, Oct 23, 2015
  4. May autocorrect change your words to break tou and get you silenced a third time.
     
    #64 ElectroHeart, Oct 23, 2015
  5. May you stand in the lines at the movie theater for your favorite movie premiere only to reach the cashier and be told you were one ticket away from getting the last spot for this said movie premiere.
     
    #65 DUH-EnergizerBunny, Oct 23, 2015
  6. Halloween Special: May you go to sleep with an itch on your face and think your cheek laid baby spiders crawling out.
     
    #66 DUH-EnergizerBunny, Oct 23, 2015

  7. ? another great pimd related one
     
    #67 BEWBS, Oct 23, 2015
  8. May you always pick up the warmest beer of the bunch 
     
    #68 BEWBS, Oct 24, 2015
  9. Lol
     
    #69 -__bink__-, Oct 24, 2015
  10. Calm down, Satan. ☹
     
    #70 Mouse, Oct 24, 2015
  11. :lol: ya, that's harsh.
     
    #71 ElectroHeart, Oct 24, 2015
  12. May u fail ur test and get stuck in the same year.
     
    #72 AlanaBirch, Oct 24, 2015
  13. May you lose your calculator on the day of your math test.
     
    #73 DUH-EnergizerBunny, Oct 24, 2015
  14. May your pregnancy check kit be faulty :geek:
     
    #74 Hobo, Oct 24, 2015
  15. Would you get renamed if you was Madame boobs?
     
    #75 MaXi--MiLLioNs, Oct 24, 2015
  16. May Your toilet be clogged every time you take a number 2.
     
    #76 Yohan_Xander, Oct 24, 2015
  17. May you always fall asleep after your 'First' pattern rotation hit in CC or Kini party ?
     
    #77 John_Wick, Oct 24, 2015
  18. Inb4 basic maths :lol:
     
    #78 Insensitive, Oct 24, 2015
  19. May your phone break when it hits your head.
     
    #79 Insensitive, Oct 24, 2015
  20. May Satan crawl quietly into your room every night and tickle your feet gently..
     
    #80 Meowtimez, Oct 24, 2015
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