Polite Insults

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ChloeBewbs, Oct 22, 2015.

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  1. One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
    I didn't follow the format
     
    #41 LeftNut, Oct 22, 2015
  2. May ur shower never reach a comfortable temperature for more than 6 seconds.
     
    #42 GizziMovedToBoraBora, Oct 22, 2015
  3. May every charger you ever have break after 1 day
     
    #43 Seku, Oct 23, 2015
  4. Lol
     
    #44 Riccena, Oct 23, 2015

  5. Or even worse.. Limited 
     
    #45 -Mevvy-, Oct 23, 2015
  6. :lol:
     
    #46 Ayn31, Oct 23, 2015
  7. i like the pimd related ones
     
    #47 ChloeBewbs, Oct 23, 2015
  8. I hope your dinner is cold unless it is supposed to be at which case I hope it is uncomfortably warm.
     
    #48 shawk, Oct 23, 2015
  9. May the odds be never in your favour 
     
    #49 ChloeBewbs, Oct 23, 2015
  10. May your food be cold but the plate/bowl be hot enough to burn your hands when you pick it up from the microwave.
     
    #50 Ennui, Oct 23, 2015
  11. May you always draw the short straw
     
    #51 ChloeBewbs, Oct 23, 2015
  12. May your hair catch the piece of gum you chewed while falling asleep.
     
    #52 ElectroHeart, Oct 23, 2015
  13. May you go to the grocery store to get food only to realize you left your wallet at home.
     
    #53 DUH-EnergizerBunny, Oct 23, 2015
  14. Damn.. what if they are? :cry:
     
    #54 DUH-EnergizerBunny, Oct 23, 2015
  15. Awww....that's harsh :(
     
    #55 msharmony24, Oct 23, 2015
  16. May you always feel like punching someone trying to untangle the earphones cord from your pocket. 
     
    #56 Toxic, Oct 23, 2015
  17. ???
     
    #57 Toxic, Oct 23, 2015
  18. May you be on your "time of month" every single day.
     
    #58 DUH-EnergizerBunny, Oct 23, 2015
  19. may you always forget to go to the bathroom before you sleep and wake up to an unpleasant surprise
     
    #59 oMarKins, Oct 23, 2015
  20. It's happened oh too many times. :lol:
     
    #60 DUH-EnergizerBunny, Oct 23, 2015
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