Hey Bewbs here, So i know we should always spread the love.......but sometimes people really do get on your last damn nerve :roll: However, i think we should all practice some self control, hold our tongues and instead use some of these super polite insults instead....what a better world we would live in Feel free to add your own :| May that escaped piece of Lego always find its way under your foot. :| May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable. :| May every guitar pick you use fall into the sound hole. :| May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it. :| May your cookie always be slightly too large to fit inside your glass of milk. :| May your article load that extra little bit as you click a link, so that you click an ad instead. :| May your headphones snag on every door handle. :| May both sides of your pillow be warm. :| May all your Facebook notifications be game invites. :| May you forever feel your phone vibrating in the pocket its not even in. :| May your tea be too hot when you receive it, and too cold by the time you remember its there. :| May every 'empty' parking space you see in the distance actually contain a motorcycle. :| May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still attached. :| May your life be as pleasant as you are. :| May your chair produce a sound similar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that it was just the chair. :| May you always choose the slowest cue. :| May you press 'A' too hastily and be forced to speak with the nurse at the Pokemon centre all over again. :| May you have your laptop charge overnight without noticing the chord isn't plugged into the wall. :| May your five year old neighbour have their violin lesson during all of your hangovers. :| May you step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks. :| May you never be quite certain as to whether that pressure is a fart or poop.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your nether regions and may your arms be too short to scratch. :geek:
May you have your phone with you when you get thrown into the pool fully dressed by the dude you call friend.