JOKE OF THE DAY

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by xXLUCIFERINXx, Oct 7, 2015.

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  1. In a marriage OLD MAN poke me and say " u r next!..."
    Yesterday we met in a funeral!...i also poked him?
     
    #1 xXLUCIFERINXx, Oct 7, 2015
  2. I was hoping there wouldn't be another ?
     
    #2 MrProcrastinator, Oct 7, 2015
  3. I guess there are more...on their way!...
     
    #3 xXLUCIFERINXx, Oct 7, 2015
  4. A mother took her little boy to church.
    While in church the little boy said,
    “Mommy, I have to pee.”

    The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not
    appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have
    to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”

    The following Sunday,
    the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his
    father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“

    The father looked at him and said,
    “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”
     
    #4 xXLUCIFERINXx, Oct 7, 2015
  5. ?why jokes???
     
    #5 Meagan, Oct 7, 2015
  6. Jokes bring laughter and laughter is the best medicine!...
     
    #6 xXLUCIFERINXx, Oct 7, 2015
  7. Then these are not jokes ?
     
    #7 MrProcrastinator, Oct 7, 2015
  8. ?what if you die laughing??
     
    #8 Meagan, Oct 7, 2015
  9. I get these jokes, but it ain't making me laugh
     
    #9 -BiteMe, Oct 7, 2015
  10. Are they online
     
    #10 -_MERCEDES_FAN_-, Oct 7, 2015
  11. -_-
     
    #11 -Alice_The_Morrigan-, Oct 7, 2015
  12. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from all these jokes.
     
    #12 Kefo, Oct 7, 2015
  13. Joke of the day ,,,,,,,, OP
     
    #13 MaXi--MiLLioNs, Oct 7, 2015
  14. The premise is alright, the execution deserves... Well... Execution
     
    #14 Leavanny, Oct 7, 2015
  15. ?
     
    #15 RedPandas, Oct 7, 2015
  16. Lol
     
    #16 -Alice_The_Morrigan-, Oct 7, 2015
  17. 
     
    #17 Meagan, Oct 7, 2015
  18. 2 cows in a field . one goes mooo. The other says " I was gonna say that"
     
    #18 Scooby-Doo_Humps-atThe_Dock, Oct 7, 2015
  19.  I don't even know why, but I'm laughing my head off at this one 
     
    #19 deadly-whisperer, Oct 7, 2015
  20. Took me a few minutes to understand what you were saying ?
     
    #20 AgentKr, Oct 7, 2015
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