JOKE OF THE DAY

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by xXLUCIFERINXx, Oct 7, 2015.

  1. In a marriage OLD MAN poke me and say " u r next!..."
    Yesterday we met in a funeral!...i also poked him?
     
  2. I was hoping there wouldn't be another ?
     
  3. I guess there are more...on their way!...
     
  4. A mother took her little boy to church.
    While in church the little boy said,
    “Mommy, I have to pee.”

    The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not
    appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have
    to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”

    The following Sunday,
    the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his
    father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“

    The father looked at him and said,
    “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”
     
  5. ?why jokes???
     
  6. Jokes bring laughter and laughter is the best medicine!...
     
  7. Then these are not jokes ?
     
  8. ?what if you die laughing??
     
  9. I get these jokes, but it ain't making me laugh
     
  10. Are they online
     
  11. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from all these jokes.
     
  12. Joke of the day ,,,,,,,, OP
     
  13. The premise is alright, the execution deserves... Well... Execution
     
  14. Lol
     
  15. 
     
  16. 2 cows in a field . one goes mooo. The other says " I was gonna say that"
     
  17.  I don't even know why, but I'm laughing my head off at this one 
     
  18. Took me a few minutes to understand what you were saying ?