Hey Bewbs here So back in the day I did a thread similar, so thought I'd bring it back to help out when the humdrum boredom of life hits you. Just a few ideas here. (I won't be held responsible for any repercussions or action taken against you if you are to try these. Ps- pics or it didnt happen!) Keep smiling -Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread. -Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!" -Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy. -Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future. -Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment. -Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable. -Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming. - Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE". -Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon. -Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life. - Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead. -Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet. - Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!" -Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him. - Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now. -Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!" -Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing! - When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!" -Call a chicken place and ask how big their breast are. -Go to Mcdonalds and ask for fries without the potatos. -Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin. -Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your'e one of them". -Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!" -Go to a airport and say "Can I go in your suitcase?" to every person you see. -Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close. -Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap. -Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow. -Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant. -Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!" -Tape your nose up like a pig, and protest bacon at the grocery store. - Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say "can i have£20 I'm a bit short" -Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars. -Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen. -Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time. -Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them. -Go to a store, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face. -Throw glue sticks at random people walking down the street and see if it sticks to them! -Go to a store, go to a dressing room, wait a few minutes and yell there is no toilet paper in here! -Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond". -Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia." -Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mummy I need help!" - Wear blue lipstick and tell every one who asks why, that you ate a smurf. -Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them. -Attack you neighbours with an army of garden knomes! -When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily. -Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME". -Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job. -Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET! -Walk into a grocery store, pick up a frozen turkey and yell 'WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!?" You'll never be bored again!
Have u been to one of those? The ppl there are crazy, just more entertainment, and chances are they would play along
I won't be bored cause I'll be dead. If I slap somebody with a loaf of bread best believe my funeral will be taking place that same week.
i liked desk in elevator and no toilet paper in dress room :lol: . Especially the second one, :lol: .
:00 calling chicken place ? :01 still ringing ?? :02 still ringing ?? :03 answers (YAY) thank you for calling -place- please hold ?? :05 still on hold ? :06 disconnected ?? ?They must have been getting augmented.
I did most of these back in high school. I never did the whole yell at dad and buying a cucumber with KY Jelly.
I saw a list of elevator ones, I loved that desk one though. You could also stare in horror at a person who walks in an elevator, the point at them and scream "IT WAS YOU!!!" Or do an Elf impression and when someone gets on, press ALL the buttons. Works best if the building only has one elevator.
Lmao I'd love to do the whole cucumber and KY jelly one and just shrug at the cashier and say "I get lonely"