Tired of having a useless hole in the middle of your belly? Then you should eat your belly button. Your belly button contains special vitamins that reacts with your muscles when it's digested. Belly buttons strengthen your immune system and your kidneys. Here's the steps to eat your belly button: 1. Find your belly button. It is located at the middle of the belly, there should be one hole on your belly. 2. Simply dig your middle finger into your belly button until you reach the end for 6 minutes. After the 6 minutes, your belly button should be moist on the inside because of the sweat coming from the pores from your excited finger. If it takes more than 6 minutes for your belly button to get moist, contact your doctor immediately. 3. fill your belly button up with 10 cups cups of salt Then add 17 tablespoons of jello. 4. Lay on your back on a flat surface for 25 minutes, your belly button naturally turns black and falls off on its own. If it doesn't fall off after 25 minutes, call your doctor immediately. 5. Suck on your detached belly button until the belly button is completely moist with saliva and air. Your belly button should be ready to eat.
I don't exactly have a belly button. My umbellical cord is still attached, so do I just skip a few steps or...?
ATA should take action as this thread is super sensitive, because I have none. Need more reason? Well then I feel oppressed too ?