Looking For An RP Partner

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheFallingBlade, Sep 23, 2015.

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  1. Hello all, my name is TheFallingBlade and this is my forum thread. As I'm sure you are wondering, you may be asking "Why the heck would I wanna rp with him" or "Is this guy really in forums asking for RP...?" Those are understandable questions and I certainly hope I answer them for you in this post.

    Now, I'm a man of many words, but a man of few deeds. In real life that is quite the horrible quality to have, but in this game you use mostly words to communicate! I'm funny, endearingly awkward, and my avatar is exactly like me so you know my physique and attitude towards the other nerds that play this game.

    Now that I've convinced you, I'm sure I'll have dozens of people blowing up my notifications just begging to be my partner. Alas, this is where I deliver the bad news. I'll only be accepting ONE applicant at this time. As such, I'll address a few minor specifications I want in a partner. Nothing too specific, but a man has his needs.

    REQUIREMENTS:
    -Must be a female
    -Must live somewhere east of the Rocky Mountains.
    -Must be exactly 5 feet and 4 inches
    -Must weigh between 130 to 131 lbs
    -Must have exactly 12% Latino background/origin
    -Must be well versed and able to recite any quote from "Dante's Inferno"
    -Must be at least silver rank or higher in League of Legends


    I cannot wait to see the applications roll in folks. I wish the best of luck to all contestants, but no matter who I pick, I will also be the winner in the end. ~~~
     
    #1 TheFallingBlade, Sep 23, 2015
  2. Well damn I'm a male ? looks like I'm out but I do feel like a woman sometimes does that count? :smile:
     
    #2 MASTEROFPEOPLE, Sep 23, 2015
  3. Lmao to high standards for a game
     
    #3 -_-Vivacious_Nemy-_-, Sep 23, 2015
  4. This is the most formal request I've ever seen for rp. As soon as I saw that Dante's Inferno was mentioned, I understood why. Lol it's a good read.

    Good luck with finding a partner.
     
    #4 msharmony24, Sep 23, 2015
  5. Wow.... I gotta admit, this is worth the read.... But its missing something....
     
    #5 i_Too_Ch1ll_4_U_, Sep 23, 2015
  6. Better. ?

    Edit: had to change colors again.
     
    #6 i_Too_Ch1ll_4_U_, Sep 23, 2015
  7. I actually read the whole thread, and not due to boredom either. I found this interesting, surprisingly 
     
    #7 msharmony24, Sep 23, 2015
  8. So that's why you asked about the title BB code ?
     
    #8 msharmony24, Sep 23, 2015
  9. That and I'll be making a thread post of my own. ?

    Want a sneak preview of what it's gonna be about?
     
    #9 i_Too_Ch1ll_4_U_, Sep 23, 2015
  10. ...perhaps. ?
     
    #10 msharmony24, Sep 23, 2015
  11. Hahahahahahaha
     
    #11 -Alice_The_Morrigan-, Sep 23, 2015
  12. Question ' why the heck would anyone rp with you ' is still on. :roll: what ideas ppl have :roll:
     
    #12 -GabyGab-_from_-WONDERLAND-, Sep 23, 2015
  13. Well I'm sorry that nobody else found this entertaining. I thought it would be good old satirical humor
     
    #13 TheFallingBlade, Sep 23, 2015
  14. Eh, everyone in forums gets defensive the second they see "rp"
     
    #14 msharmony24, Sep 23, 2015
  15. I'd normally post "Ew" but this is just... funny lol
     
    #15 -Alice_The_Morrigan-, Sep 23, 2015
  16. It was pretty funny. I cracked up at the "exactly 12% Latino" part :lol:
     
    #16 msharmony24, Sep 23, 2015
  17. :lol: that's because peoples fingers are judge mental. Don't blame it on the human. Fingers are rude.

    #SpoonsMakePeopleFat
     
    #17 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, Sep 23, 2015
  18. LMFAOOOOOOOO
    #GunsKillPeople
     
    #18 msharmony24, Sep 23, 2015
  19. Lol I cracked up at the league of Legends part.
     
    #19 NeckRomancer2, Sep 23, 2015
  20. True :lol:
     
    #20 Ariel12321, Sep 23, 2015
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