Scenario Bartender: hi, what can I get you? customer: beer please? bartender hands him a Beer Bartender: that'll be four cents. customer spits out his beer and laughs. customer: ok so how much is it for some fries and hot wings and onion rings? bartender: that will be 11 cents. customer: sweet! I'm gonna tell my friends about this. Where is the manager so I can shake his hand and thank him for the low prices? bartender: he's upstairs with my wife. customer looks shocked customer: what is he doing upstairs with your wife? bartender: the same thing I'm doing to his bar and money. Would you like another?
A husband and wife are trying to set up a password for their new computer. The husband types in 'MyPen1s' and the wife suddenly falls to the floor laughing as a message pops onto the screen saying.... 'Error; Not long enough'
How do you not get it???? Edit: oh my lort. The point of this joke is the manager of the bar is screwing his wife, so he's screwing the bar and the money.