Woman peoblems

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HungryHungryHippo, Sep 6, 2015.

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  2. Plenty of other fishes in the sea. Ones that are even better looking than her with a pleasantful personality.
     
  3. If she's white keep chasing that ass, buuut if she's black, Mexican, etc then forget about her bruhh!
     
  4. I'm saving you from a lyfe of misery ^
     
  5. Be yourself. If she doesn't like you the way you are then there's no need to go out of your way to get her to like you for someone you're not. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
     
  6. Stalk her, tattoo her name on your chest, write a song or poem about her, marry her when she's asleep.
     

  7. Yessss! Chase her like you're Jeepers Creeper, that'll get her going more than any Monday morning coffee could ever do!! xD
     
  8. No we don't 
     
  9. Bruh u racist for real for real in its not funny
     
  10. It's a joke. It's supposed to be funny. Not serious.
     
  11. Again, it is A JOKE!
     
  12. This should be the other way around....
     
  13. It's not a joke if it's offensive.
     
  14. Offensive jokes are the best tbh :(
     
  15. Simple plan

    Step 1. Follow her around
    Stop 2. Find out what she likes
    Step 3. Stay close so she can notice u
    Step 4. Try to get be around when she's vulnerable
    Step 5. If u have a shot, console her
    Step 6. Keep making her feel great by filling her emotional needs
    Crucial step that defines if you will become Friend zoned or become the one.
    Tests
    Test are like little low key ways of figuring out if she likes you in that way

    Make up your own ways kus im not a love guru
     
  16. It can be a joke if it is offensive. The person who told the joke didn't find it as offensive.
     
  17. My friend taught me a very good way to get the women peoples, watcha gotta do is the three finger chicken winger, the womens luv it. :D subscribe for more tips and tricks 
     
  18.  that wasn't a joke I was being 100 percent serious not sarcasm and such intended there.

    See brah.

    WHITE WOMEN PROS

    CLASSY
    WILLIN TO PAY FOR A DATE
    COOL PARENTS
    FUN
    CHILL
    CUTE

    CONS:
    CLINGY
    CAN BE A (BLEEP)
    SELF CENTERED
    MICROWAVES YO FOOD
    MIGHT NOT HAVE AN ASS
    ETC

    BLACK GIRL PROS:

    HAWT BODS
    MOST OF THE TIME DOWN FOR ANYTHIN'
    THEY GOT THE HOOD TO BACK EM UP
    THEY GOT TUPAC

    BLACK GIRL CONS:

    CAN BE LOUDER THAN A TRAIN
    ATTITUDE BRAH LIKE DAMN YO SHUT THE HELL UP!
    MAY HAVE THE BODY OF A GODDESS BUT DAMN DID THAT FACE CATCH A FIRE AND DID SOMEONE TRY PUTTING IT OUT WITH A BAT BRAH?!

    HISPANIC GIRL CONS:

    A GOOD COMBINATION OF BOOBS AND ASS
    CAN BE CUTE
    CHANCES HER DAD IS A LAWN MOWER ARE HIGH SO YOU COULD GET A DISCOUNT ON THA GRASS
    CAN BE GOOD COOK!



    HISPANIC GIRL PROS:

    CAN BE DRAMATIC
    SOMETIMES THEY HAVE MUSTACHES
    GOT TOO MANY BROS, COUSINS, ETC THAT MAY WANNA BEAT YO ASS UP
    DOESN'T WANNA WORK AND EXPECTS FOR YOU TO PAY ALL LIEK WTH GURL GET A JOB!

    NOTE: NOT ALL WOMEN FOR THOSE RACES ARE LYKE THIS

    BUT YEH BRAH

    WHITE GURL FTW
     
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