Skate Key Giveaway

Twix like to hugs the pug while watching golf with an applesauce in their faces and a key in their hands.

 

I am very poor plz give me some keys

 

So today... They were out of twixs in the local Walmart. This did indeed require a lot of hugs to soak up the tears of the tragic loss and the applesauce spill in isle 5. A few pugs that had been going around the store with a rich looking couple, the male carrying a golf set, had helped by licking up most of the saucy incident. I'm certain that the girl looked like Taylor swift but I was way to nervous to ask. So I took out my car keys and went home with the disappointment of no twix to eat on the long journey back.

 

I drank APPLESAUCE out of TWIX. But received a GOLF ball to the head and now I'm listening heart-broken to Taylor SWIFT while giving HUGS to my one thousand PUGS. I gotta pee but I'm writing this for a KEY.
(I tried )

 

Here's the list of things im gonna do if i win


I will change my name to Apple sauce,and i will also hug a vicious pug swiftly,and we will golf together!if i have those key twix, i would really be your friend!???

 

Two PUGS needed the KEY to my GOLF cart in order to drive to the treasure chest of APPLESAUCE and TWIX bars. Taylor SWIFT tried distracting my with her signatures and HUGS, but the pugs ran through her legs. This ended up being the story behind her new hit single.

 

Good game.

 

I won't cry...


...the rain will do it for me