Jojo's give away!

Once upon a time, there was a koi fish named puddle. Puddle was a intriguing little guy who liked to jump out of the water into little tiny water spots he'd see as he swam through the river.

One day, puddle jumped into a a big enough water hole that he had landed right next to a green floating leaf. To his amazement, he saw a frog staring at him. Just as the frog was going to jump, he noticed the koi fish and froze. "You don't have any legs.... how'd you get in here?" He said to puddle. "Well... i like to jump! " Puddle exclaimed.

The frog nodded slowly, amazed at the little fish. "You jump better than me and i have legs while you have fins. What brings you to my puddle?" He asked the koi fish.

" Just making my way downtown, jumping fast, my pace helps me last while im homebound." Puddle said with a wink.

The end.

 

So will you be making new threads for this every day since there's no posting after the deadline? 

 

That's very generous of you to do this

 

For me, this made the story. 

 

One day when i was strolling down the road near a river...when suddenly there was a strong wind that blew my hat away then it fell to the river...i ran to it on the river and i accidentally slipped on the rocks and got wet by the water..to my surprise my hat went flowing towards me..when i lifted it there was a fish under it..the fish was trying to say something by bumping its head on my legs....
I lifted it..put it closer to me face then looked into its eyes and for some reason i kissed it...it turned into a prince!...lol..hahaha..and we lived happily ever after..lol..hahahaha...

 

When I enter can I make a mini series story to continue on the next thread?

 

Jojo was a a reserved girl who prefered not to socialize with her classmates as they were focused on superficial things. The classroom was full of teens gathered in their social group whispering secrets, spreading rumors, and laughing about dirty gossip.

But Jojo? No,she didn't care for that sort of thing. She prefered to stay in a seat beside the window and draw in her old sketch book. Sometimes she unconsciously would pick up a pencil and starting scribbing random things.

Suddenly, Jojo felt Cassandra kick her leg and she jolted in her seat. When she looked up, she saw her friend with an angered look on her face. "Why didn't you anwser me? You totally blanked out and didn't anwser my question!"

Cassandra sighed and furrowed her eyebrows as she looked down at Jojo's sketchbook. "That's a nice drawing J." Jojo looked down at her stetchbook and thought to self: Why did I draw a fish?

 

:lol: I really just wanted to write a mini one shot story. Ideas, ideas. Literature is marvelous.

 

Once upon a time there was once a wizard named Luke he wasn't the best wizard he was one of the worst wizards ever in the history of wizards, So the story begins Luke wanted to know what it would like to be a fish for 24hrs getting bits and pieces for the potion mixing them together saying the magic words "Huba-Blam-hoober" than he drank his potion "boom" get turned into a mutant fish his tail was like a horse, his fins sharp as shark teeth, his eyes glowing yellowish purple the only thing was he speak cat and his legs was long as an giraffe, so he decided to go for a walk not the best idea.

 

I never expected these two things to happen to me overnight:

1) Become a gazillionaire, and

2) Have my legs grow fish scales.

One of those two things happened, however, regardless of how prepared I actually was for them. Since my debit card balance is still 49 bucks and 82 cents, I'm bummed to say it was the latter of the two.

To be honest, the first thing that popped into my head was not a multitude of curse words, like what it should have been, but, "At least I don't have to shave anymore." Which is true.

That was the first thing I thought about. I mean, sure, it's definitely a good thing I don't have to hold sharp objects since I'm inarguably one of the clumsiest people you will ever meet (and shoot, I always manage to get ingrown hair, which sucks), but the fact that I was turning into some mutant-not-quite-mermaid,-not-quite-human mix was definitely a bad thing.

A really, really, really BAD thing.

So of course the next thought running through my head was the plethora of curse words my brain was hoarding inside, saving them for a moment like this, I guess. That led up to me hyperventilating for a good two minutes, shortly after a very dramatic scream that left my lips.

I'm a superhero without superpowers. A scaly fish/mermaid/alligator/whatever-these-belong-to combo.

Why didn't I turn into a really cool-looking cat or something? I never really did expect a fish.

 

So today I was walking along the mall to get some groceries. Just then a guy was walking towards my direction and he was waving at me, or so I thought. So I began waving back at him with a smile. When he was near me, he walked past me and hugged a lady, whom I assume is his friend/girlfriend. I have never felt more embarrassed in my life. :')

 

Fish and legs? LOL

 

One day I woke up and then fell back asleep.

The end

 

As it is true with the chicken, so it is true with the fish. I like the legs.

 

I was on the phone with a nurse about a month ago talking about getting back on birth control (because my cramps started getting really bad). Anyways, I knew for a fact that I wasn't pregnant and I didn't want to go in for a blood test because the place that does it is close to closing time for the day.

Here's how part of the conversation went:
Nurse: when was the last time you went on birth control.
Me: about a year ago
Nurse: and what kind of contraceptive have you been using since then?
Me: my personality

Needless to say I still had to go in for the test the next day.