-BLG_SAVAGE- We are on a mission to help find savage's dad. He went to the grocery store 20 something years ago, never to be seen again. We are asking for your help,to locate this man. We feel if we reunite savage with his father he will be a much more happy and less of a prick. If anyone has any information please let us know. All we know is savage's dad loves Newport Cigarettes and Spicy Hot Pork Rinds.
We just got another hit. Word on the street is he can be found in the fields picking watermelons from time to time. From what we heard he stands on the corner selling bags of mini watermelons. If anyone sees someone like this please make contact
O my. So what you're saying is- No one taught Savage how to break into cars, chug 40s in 5seconds, or how to steal rims off of a moving vehicle?? #HelpFindHisDad!!