Kitty Give Away #2

I Tried To Catch The Fog , But I Missed It 


What Did The Chicken Tell The Other Chicken ?

Shut The BUUUCK UP !

 

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense ><' .



:lol:.

 

Your mum is soo fat..



















She decided to join a gym and got in shape, now feeling better than ever.

 

Don't break anybody's heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

 

Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says get out we don't serve mushrooms here. Mushroms says why not? I'm a "Fun Guy"

 

I don't see anything

 

what do you call a black guy on the moon????



an astrounaut u racist ass

 

Where do animals go when their tails fall down?




Answer: at the retail store
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I will tell you some 3 of my jokes




Joke joke joke

 

I will tell u 3 jokes!




Joke joke joke

 

?????

 

lol ken 

 

There is a girl that is so ugly, when she joined a contest for ugly only, but she disqualified
Why?


Answer:because the judge said that "no professionals allowed"

 

Night time, wife and husband go to bed, wife gets closer and closer to husband trying to get some, husband turns around and says "wtf let me sleep your ass is as big as a barbeque".
Wife sadly crawls away.
After few days, again night time, they're getting ready to sleep; this time hubby jumps over wife drooling all over to get some "come on Fiona turn around, I'll make you feel 18 again"
Wife's eyes off hubby and sighs "not worth to light up a barbeque for a little sausage"

 

So I went on google typed in "[my name] glamour shots" and they all looked beautiful accept non of them were actually me dang I must be pretty ugly then

 

Frhj

 

Little Ally: "Mommy, why are those minions yello?"
Ally's Mom: "Because they love to eat bananas"
Ally's Identical Brother Austin: "Mommy, why are those minions purple?"
Mother: "Because they ate too many grapes"
Ally's Identical Sister Alison: "Mommy, why are those people skinny and white?"
Mother: "Because, they don't eat a lot of food and eat a lot of white chocolate"
Ally's Other Identical Brother Axel: "Mommy, why are those people fat and brown?"
Mother: "Because he eats two much food and and eats a lot of brown chocolate"
All Of The Quadruplets: "So, mommy if we ate a lot of bananas, grapes, white chocolate, brown chocolate, ate a lot of food, and didn't eat a lot of food What would we look like?"
Mother: "You'd look like my children. Now shut up and watch the movie before I put socks in all of your mouths"
Axel: "Cool! Mommy's going to put socks that taste like bannas, grapes, white chocolate, and brown chocolate in our mouths! Yumm!
Mother: "No, their going to taste like your fathers feet"
All of the Quadruplets: "Ewww!"
Father: "My feet don't taste bad!"
Mother: "How would you know?"
Father: "Cause the dog is always licking them"
Quadruplets: *laughing* "Haha mommy daddy just told you! Haha"

Haha, yeah I know I'm probably not a funny person.

 

Why juan is sad?
He don't want to taco bout it.