Kitty Give Away

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Luce, Jul 14, 2015.

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  1. What does a nosey pepper do?

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    Gets Jalapeño Business
     
    #21 TheWalkingSavage, Jul 14, 2015
  2. What do you call a cow with no legs?


    Ground beef.
     
    #22 Laurenrose2, Jul 14, 2015
  3. Why do bees have sticky hair?

    Because they use honeycombs.
     
    #23 vacutie69, Jul 14, 2015
  4. Why do cows wear bells?

    Because their horns don't work.
     
    #24 vacutie69, Jul 14, 2015
  5. all of jokes is suck, my jokes is better. wait i dont make jokes yet. this is awkward. I'm sorry. 
     
    #25 Wolfer, Jul 14, 2015
  6. What do you call a bear without teeth?
    A gummy bear ?
     
    #26 ConeyIslandQueen, Jul 14, 2015
  7. Why do Irish people bank their cash.

    Because it be DUBLIN.

    I win give me 10 cats.
     
    #27 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, Jul 14, 2015
  8. Oh my bad let me think of another one
     
    #28 __-Shay-Shay-__, Jul 14, 2015
  9. Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

    *Nobody stands up*

    Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!"

    *Little Johnny stands up*

    Teacher: "Oh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"

    Little Johnny: "No.. I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
     
    #29 -JollyRancher-, Jul 14, 2015
  10. Did you hear about the magic tractor?

    It went down the road and turned into a field!

    ???
     
    #30 staceylou_, Jul 14, 2015
  11. And the winner is ConeyIslandQueen 


    ------------------End of Contest------------------
     
    #31 -Luce, Jul 15, 2015
  12. Well that was anticlimactic
     
    #32 iKevinTheTimeTraveller, Jul 15, 2015
  13. haha thats funny lol the girl and boy bathtub one is gross though
     
    #33 fegina, Jul 15, 2015

  14. Thanks for dropping!
     
    #34 ConeyIslandQueen, Jul 15, 2015
  15. I chuckled
     
    #35 ConeyIslandQueen, Jul 15, 2015
  16. :lol: :lol:  I'd say since you weren't first you were most likely second.... A three year old laughed at your joke so you made him happy maybe he'll go to bed now THANK YOU SO MUCH
     
    #36 iSophia_or_iMal-Am-Maleficent, Jul 15, 2015
  17. I'll buy you a dolly of you pick me
     
    #37 Ducky4751, Jul 15, 2015
  18. lol He said the contests done
     
    #38 iSophia_or_iMal-Am-Maleficent, Jul 15, 2015
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