So I was reading world chat a few minutes ago when I saw something. "I'm baconsexual". I thought. Wow another unhealthy fad. Then there was another one. "I'm piesexual" I looked. Waiting for the silence.... no silence? I don't want 13 year olds thinking this whacko sexuality is normal. I post - as you may guess. "I'm sexual". I wait for the responses. "Weirdo", "lol creep" but no. My phone buzzes. "You have been silenced". Look I wrote it as a test and I got the unfortunate response that I thought I would get. But really people. People who are physically attracted to pie, bacon and pans are certainly more disturbing and deserve more censorship than even the thirsty kiksters and bondage rp clubs. This stuff is really the shocking stuff. Inb4 gullible.
I said the piesexual And i was totally serious. Not a play on words for bisexual. Nah Pies are very attractive. Seriously, try them. Especially the hot ones, holy damn ?
I have tried pie, bacon, pie with bacon and bacon pie. And none of them compare to a woman. I have tried fried icecream wrapped in bacon also. Still is incomparably low in satisfaction levels compared to a good lady.
im with you on the pretty lady and pie. what kind of pie? cherry? blueberry? or maybe apple? pumpkin? peacan?
Yes. Of course. I think pie is great. But it is not a sexual thing in any way unless maybe you've seen American Pie and that is the only indiaction of sexuality to you. But yes. A woman is nice even if she brings you pie every weekend for a sunday afternoon snack.
She was voted the sexiest woman alive. That video, hips don't lie, is the most wow thing. And her bold voice, the way she moves, everything! Boom. Pop a cherry on my pie.
Um pansexuality is an actual thing. And it has nothing to do w being attracted to a friggin pan. I find even having it in the same damm post as "baconsexual" etc to be offensive.