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Styling Guide

So this guide will be for women, I apologize to the men, but that shouldn't deter you from reading this tl;dr thread as there should be some amount of humor below. Proceed with caution, for those who have never read my threads before.


Step one: Pick a good dress

Now I know most women pick dresses that emphasize their cleavage or their other ASSets, but that's not the way to go ladies.


This hamburger dress is the perfect amount of class and sophistication you need to get you through that awful first date, or a job interview. It practically screams sensible taste. Who can resist you when you dressed like a krabby patty? I can't that's for sure, everyone will be looking to eat you going out in this.


Dressed like this pretty much everyone will be taking out their Pokéball trying to catch you. Try to find a guy named Ash and go on a date with him, I'm sure he couldn't resist the amusement.

Step two: Jewelry jewelry jewelry

So now that you've found the perfect dress you gotta pick some jewelry to go along with it. Never fear cherry is here!


There's this lovely piece, hands holding a ruby worn on your hand and the hands are also wearing ruby rings. I mean, the quirkiness of this right? Totally perfect.


These are great earrings, at first you think it's just a slice of pizza and you're like I would totally wear that, and then you see the eye and you're like...oh. Definitely perfect for the hamburger dress.


Now who doesn't want a piece of meat hanging around their neck? It could be a little advertisement to let those lovely men in your life know you're definitely a piece of meat or to let everyone know you have dreams to become a serial killer. You know just don't quit your job as a butcher or else you look suspicious.


Step three: Shoeeeeeeees

Now no outfit is complete without the shoes, so I've provided some options.


Okay...to be honest, I actually kinda like these. They're odd but hilarious. Make your feet into a slip and slide. Okay...okay I'm done. Onto the next. Can't be funny with something I would actually wear.


These are perfectly paired with that meat necklace. Perfect set up to let people know exactly what's going to happen when you're through with them.

Step four: headwear

If you feel your outfit is lacking something well there's always headwear.


Can always dress yourself up as a ice cream cone, everyone will be dying to have you once you come out looking like that. It's just completely irresistible.


Or you could just be an ashtray...


I'm still so confused about who the hell thinks of this crap. Oops no, wait I love this stuff really. It's perfect.

Please buy this stuff before


Oh no!

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I messed up on my centering oh wells. And no tony ?

 

Really? :lol: I find it creepy

 

Maybe ? I made this one n

 

I do too ?

 

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