They are people? I wasn't asking in like an abduction-type way. I thought a Canadian was like a spell or something that I could obtain.
Well, there is a Canadian spell. You have to find an alchemist, give him three items: Maple syrup, Maple Leaf, and your soul. Then, come back to him next Canada day and he will give you a bottle that contains a potion. It'll be red in color of it worked. Then, you have to mix it with poutine and a smashed hockey puck and and consume it. After that, you have to say "How aboot them bluejays, eh?" Ten times. After that, you'll be able to turn people that aren't Canadian into Canadians at eyesight. There's your spell.
Am I able to purchase that potion in any retail stores? Do they have a knock-off brand of that potion?
They do, but they're made in China, Mexico, Taiwan, Thailand, Vietnam, and the U.S. They won't be as effective and you might kill people. But, nonetheless, they are a spell and something will happen.