My funny story contest with SUB33

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IKrissyLoveYouToTheMoon, Jun 23, 2015.

  1. So. I challenged SUB33 to a funny story off. If you think mine is funnier than SUB33's story, comment Kris down below. (NOTE: Read SUB33's story too.)

    HERE WE GO!


    Mom: omg i havin a baby hunoney Dad: ok

    1 YEAR LATER.. Baby: wah...i guess

    THE END :D
     
  2. Really funny, 10/10 best read ever. You deserve to win and get your thread stickied
     
  3. Why thank you :lol:
     
  4. Mines long  I think I over did it.

    Everyone went our to eat and they had the worst waiter ever. She was rude and implied that Amia shoulders have the steak since she was fat. Well, that was the last straw for Enya.

    "Hey Cara, have that fake dollar bill?" Enya asked. "Yeah. I think so." said Cara, rummaging through her purse. "Have it." Cara gave the fake dollar to Enya.

    "HEY GRINCH!" Yelled Enya as she waved the dollar bill in the air. The waiter didn't notice it was fake because she was waving it to fast. Enya took her cup of water, folded the dollar and put it in. Then, Enya took the menu from another table and took the glass of water and slammed it onto the menu on their table. She then whipped the menu out from under it and returned it to the table it once was.

    "Well... I hope that was enough of a tip." Said Enya and everyone left, laughing and saying "BURN!"
     
  5. umm what?
     
  6. Ha.?ῳɧɛཞɛʂ ɬɧɛ ɧųɱơཞ

    I choose Subs
     
  7. Neither are dank enough.
     
  8. How many more threads are you gonna make today?
     

  9. Deez nuts
     
  10. Gawt eem
     
  11. 1 million more.
     
  12. There's been a gradual decline of sense with each post posted.
     
  13. What sense?