what happens when I'm bored

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ToyBot, Jun 22, 2015.

  1. You know she might be the one if you look at that girl
    And you feel your hair curl,
    You might be only behind that ass,
    But sometimes they are harder to get like fishing bass,
    Or like when you have no money for gas,
    But to start you gotta hit her up,
    You gotta be loyal not even a little corrupt,
    Some girls like to be swept off their feet,
    One way to do this is to dance on the beat,
    But other girls are simpler to treat,
    All you gotta do is meet,
    But yo ass better not have heat,
    All you gotta do is look neat,
    Kus you don't wanna look like a straight up cheat,
    Right now I'm running out of words to rhyme,
    But you gotta make sure that girl looks like a dime,
    Don't forget stealing someone's girl ain't no crime,
    But when the guy roll up you wouldn't wanna act like a mime,
    Remember tell her she's a ten never a nine,
    If she stays that is a sure sign,
    But don't forget life is never like a vine,
    She might be as good as the beat wine,
    Once you get that number,
    You gotta act smarter not dumber,
    Keep the conversations light never heavy like lumber,
    Keep yo attitude clean never like a firecracker,
    Kus then you'll lose your chance to tap her,
    Make sure u never smell like the crapper,
    If you got a gun never accidentally cap her,
    I know I'm not the best rapper,
    I know you feeling these rhymes no need to take a dabber,
    Oops I ment dab,
    I'm writing this in a chair no need to be in my lab,
    But if you don't get this let me get you a cab,
    If you're my enemy all you're gonna feel is a jab,
    Then like a crab all you feel is a grab,
    I'ma have you like a bandwagon,
    Never with the strong internet always lagging,
    When I'm done yo pants are gonna be sagging and like a little bitch you're gonna be nagging.
     
  2. Second :roll:
     
  3. I made it half way. I'll finish the rest later.....maybe
     
  4. ENCORE ENCORE! :lol: :lol:
     
  5. I gotta be extremely bored to do them hah
     
  6. Rap about Brock Obama! =O
     
  7. Brock Lesnar Obama?
     
  8. This my friends, is what I call BARSSSS
     
  9. Shout out to my first viewer
     
  10. I have one too
    but I think I'd get booed
    Off the stage
    Off the page
    Drop the mic
    I'm out.
     
  11. THIS is why I need feminism!!!!!





    lol jk it obviously was meant to be silly, made me laugh :)
     
  12. Bump because I'm in my feelings
     
  13. brought tears to my eyes
     
  14. Haha didn't know it was gonna touch hearts
     
  15. Nah my nigga. This touched my soul
     
  16. Well that's truly something ? I like rhymes. Should keep it up 
     
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  18. Bump kus I wanna be famous